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Posts archive for: May, 2009
  • How To... Pull Girls (with a cardboard box and some drunken men)

    First and foremost - many, many thanks to all of you who come and check out my blog, read it or contact me through this great wide web - was super-happy last weekend to hit the 1,000 pageview mark. You are all supremely fantastic.

    Anyhow. Weekend's been a bit messed up due to my spazzy sleeping schedule recently; pathetically I blame it all on going out for C's birthday Thursday night. I kind of didn't get up on Friday, missing my seminars and work I needed to do, then getting all confused about what day it was. Until now. Useless.
    Thursday was pretty good fun, the usual night at RCC. Had a little bit to drink before going out. It's sounds very odd, even to myself, but I've had a huge problem with alcohol since this time last year. Had a horrendous night where I got completely and utterly wasted to the point of it being pretty scary. I've never been like that before, and I think it has had a very negative psychological impact. Since that I've, to be honest, been scared of drinking. Like some self-conscious control freak, I am absolutely terrified of letting go to that point again and not being able to stop myself. I do not know where the boundaries are anymore and cannot risk it again, it's just not worth it. But for the first time since then, I've been able to have a little drink before going out and not feeling terrified and making myself ill. Hurrah for that!

    Saw, who I swore was Jake Gyllenhaal's twin, standing behind my friend and shoved a camera in his face. I've never seen someone look so pissed off before (and the picture captures him looking like he wants to shove the camera down my throat) and my 'subtle cover-up' (forcing my friends together for a staged photo) did little to pacify Psycho-Jake.
    Also had some guy dressed up with a googly-eyed cardboard box on his head ask C if she had ever "pulled a dragon", while his mates (who I assume were the arse-end of said Chinese dragon) sniggered and tried to trap girls under their floaty dragon-material. Not the best chat-up line I've heard, but points for originality.

  • 64 Pointless Snippets of kitti-Life

    Thank you to whoever wrote this. You helped me waste a good fifteen minutes of potential productivity, something for which I am very grateful.

    1. What’s your name?
    kitti

    2. What is your favorite thing to wear?
    An above-the-knee dress with heels.

    3. Last thing you ate?
    A muffin A and S baked this afternoon.

    4. One place you will NEVER eat at?
    K.F.C.

    5. I say Shotgun, you say:
    Hoy!

    6. Last person you hugged?
    Housemate S

    7. Does anyone you know wanna date you?
    Apparently so, hope to see her this coming weekend.

    8. Would you date anyone you met online?
    Why not? As long as I don't have to pay anything. I'm very cheap.

    9. Name something you like physically about yourself:
    The cross scar on my left wrist.

    10. The last place you went out to dinner to?
    A Malaysian restaurant back home.

    11. Who is your best friend?
    I really don't have one, just a close group.

    12. What time of the day is it?
    9:06PM

    13. Who/What made you angry today?
    Myself and my unmotivated laziness.

    14. Baseball or Football?
    Not a fan of either, but I'll go for baseball. Having played football [once] at school, I can safely say that I have absolutely zero talent. Although tripping over my own feet is still more enjoyable than watching a match.

    15. Ever gone skinny dipping?
    Gosh, no. I'm pretty... conscious when it comes to being naked, even around myself.

    16. Favorite type of Food?
    Sugary cherry flavoured things.

    17. Favorite holiday:
    China and Tibet, 3 years ago.

    18. Do you download music:
    No.

    19. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
    Yes, yes, yes. I am the sock Nazi when it comes to people sitting on my lovely bed.

    20. Opinion of Chinese symbol tattoos?
    Boring.

    21. Would you date the person that posted this?
    What, myself? Definitely not a relationship, no no. Could have some fun though?

    22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
    Yes, in fantastically out of tune fashion.

    23. Do you love anyone?
    Oh yes.

    24. Are colored contact lenses sexy?
    Yes, but I think the colour must suit the person.

    25. Have you ever bungee jumped?
    Haha, no

    26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting?
    No.

    27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
    Erm... I don't think so. Not too sure! Mind you, unless it's pathetically obvious (like club dancing-pervs), I've always missed it.

    27. How many pets do you have?
    Well Felix has me. My killer-rabbit is fantastic too, I love them both. More than many people.

    29. Have you met a real redneck?
    Yeah, was one while travelling in Australia. Fantastic times.

    30. How is the weather right now?
    You can never tell her. Although doesn't appear to be raining.

    31. What are you listening to right now?
    ... The Killers.

    32. What is your current favorite song?
    Mmm, difficult. I have ones that'll always be in my top list, but, for this current minute, I'll say the one I'm listening to. Spaceman.

    33. What was the last movie you watched?
    The Midnight Meat Train

    34. Do you wear contacts?
    No.

    35. Where was the last place you went besides your house?
    A club in town for a friend's birthday last night.

    36. What are you afraid of?
    Loss of control, flour, reanimated corpses.

    37. How many piercings have you had?
    None.

    38. What piercings do you want?
    I think I'm fine without. I think upper ear and lip rings are rather pretty, and have thought about it for a long time.

    39. What’s one thing you’ve learned this year?
    I can be wrong with my judgements of people, and I shouldn't be so critical.

    40. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
    Caramel Frappucino.

    41. What Magazines are you reading?
    Psychologies, DIVA, trashy tabloid-style magazines that circle cellulite on celebrities and update you on the status of Peter Andre's sex life.

    42. Have you ever fired a gun:
    Yes, I love shooting. Which is ironic, considering I despise shooting animals and am so anti-gun.

    43. Are you missing someone?
    If I think about them.

    44. Favourite TV show?
    Buffy.

    45. Do you have an obession with WoW?
    No.

    47. Has anyone said you look like a celebrity?
    Someone told me I look like Nigella Lawson, Elizabeth Bennett from BBC's Pride and Prejudice, and the smug James Bond cat. Go figure.

    47. What celeb do you look like?
    Certainly none of them. Other than the cat.

    48. Who would you like to see right now?
    Quite happy having a loner evening.

    49. Favorite movie of all time?
    American Psycho.

    50. Do you find yourself loved?
    Very, and I'm eternally grateful for it.

    51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren’t suppose to?
    Haven't we all? Nothing particularly mortifying comes to mind though.

    52. Favorite smell?
    Fresh summer air.

    53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn?
    No, no, sweet if anything! I'll go for salted.

    54. What’s something that really bugs you?
    People speaking with their mouths full. Ew. Or general lack of manners.

    55. Do you like Michael Jackson?
    I can't say I know the man. Not a fan of his music though.

    56. Taco Bell or Burger King?
    Taco Bell? I think it must be an American thing. I'll go for it.

    57. What’s your favorite perfume?
    I don't know any! But I'll go for something light and delicate if someone choses to wear it.

    58. Favorite baseball team?
    West Ham. Since finding out Keira Knightley supports them, I am a die-hard fan. As long as I don't have to know anything about it, or watch it.

    59. Ever call a 1-900 phone number?
    No.

    60. What’s the longest time you’ve gone without sleep?
    Probably something like 24 hours? I don't know.

    61. Last time you went bowling?
    A year and a half-ish ago with the LGBT soc.

    62. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
    I have a problem sleeping where someone can see, so nowhere adventurous. In the back of a van.

    63. Who was your last phone call?
    My mother. Again.

    64. Last time you were at work?
    Last Friday.

    64. What is the closest orange object near you?
    My work-coffee duck mug that I must have when essay writing. Compulsive, slightly.

    If you got through all of this, congratulations, and you must have been even more bored than me.

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